This is more a public announcement this week. While letting your hair and ears fly freely out of the car window, be careful to not distract other drivers on the road with your beauty. Almost caused an accident on a multi-lane road because a woman driving a van was passing by and then slammed on her breaks to re-see me. Luckily no one got hurt, and she seemed to really like me, but I got a little scared with all the cars breaking and swerving a bit. Just be mindful when celebrating your day and possibly distracting others.
- Lady Sage